A blonde walks in to a local library and tells the librarian across the counter "I'll have a hamburger, fries and shake." ...using a very loud voice.
The librarian with a Horrible snarl on her face says, "Madame, this is a library.".
The blonde looks around at the people staring at her and turns to the librarian and says:
(whispering) "I'll have a hamburger, fries and shake."

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